Q: How do you know you live in an area with a touch of ghetto to it?
A: Your neighbor's 5 and 3 year old kids go by the nicknames "Boobie" and "Big Fat Daddy". And they think it's normal. And they expect you to call them that too.
i can hear them calling them in from playing... Boooobie, come on, Boobie! Oh stop with the whining, you know it's Boobie's bed time! Big Fat Daddy, and you are going straight to bed too. You are a naughty boy, Big FAt Daddy! YIKES! Im a little scared... this IS the future of America!
or making an appt at the doctor, yes, i need to bring my girl in, i think she has an infection. Her name, oh its Boobie." (listening to the receptionist) replying - "no, i dont need to see the OB-gyn about this, who do you think YOU are!"
oh. dear.
ReplyDeletei can hear them calling them in from playing... Boooobie, come on, Boobie! Oh stop with the whining, you know it's Boobie's bed time! Big Fat Daddy, and you are going straight to bed too. You are a naughty boy, Big FAt Daddy! YIKES! Im a little scared... this IS the future of America!
ReplyDeleteor making an appt at the doctor, yes, i need to bring my girl in, i think she has an infection. Her name, oh its Boobie." (listening to the receptionist) replying - "no, i dont need to see the OB-gyn about this, who do you think YOU are!"
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