I know they say there's no use crying over spilled milk....

...but what if it's spilled beer? As I was leaving Meijer tonight I saw an older man that had stopped in the middle of the driveway with his cart. He had put a six pack of beer on the rack underneath the cart and it shook itself off as he went over the bumpy sidewalk. Every single bottle was smashed. I'm pretty sure I saw a tear in his eye.