I wish....

~ that crying babies would soothe themselves.
~ that dinner cooked itself with little to no planning on my part.
~ bathrooms were less gross to clean.
~ that one year olds were a little more tolerant of grocery shopping.
~ that every store had a one cent horsey ride like Meijer does.
~ kitchen sinks were a little bigger to make the amount of dirty dishes look smaller.
~ there was a machine to not only wash and dry my clothes, but to fold and put away too.
~ I had more patience.
~ there was a magic pill to make my body invincible to all illnesses, aches, pains, feelings of exhaustion and bad moods.
~ I had a personal chef.
~ there were at least 3 more hours in every day.
~ babies came with "how to" manuals.
~ my birthday rolled around more than once a year.
~ McDonald's would quit raising their prices. It makes being lazy very expensive. :)
~ "healthy" food looked and tasted more appealing.
~ I was a bit more outgoing and a little less shy.
~ nursing bras were a bit more user friendly.
~ technology wasn't outdated by the time you got your electronic device home from the store.
~ "fashionable" shoes didn't hurt so bad.
~ sucking everything in with the use of "mom" jeans wasn't such an appealing idea to me now. I'm only 22!!
~ pony tails still looked like I was being "sporty" and not like I ran out of time to shower and brush my hair.